December 2009
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TEXTalyzer
The legal limit for texting&driving should be 140 characters.
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Use it while you can!
I wonder if due to advances in technology the dance move “the robot” will no longer exist. What if robots begin to use fluid movements and becoming rather good dancers. I bet robots are actually practicing right now, and one day will reveal to us their talent. After years of ridicule and mockery they will be superior on the dance floor.
in a better place...
so i guess the phrase “in a better place” has been reserved for death. here lies a scenario where technically the phrase would work but due to this connotation, wouldn’t be advised to use. (A Nursing Home) Women: Hi, I looked inside my mothers room but I don’t see her. Where is she? Nurse: She’s in a better place. Women: what?!? mom!!!! Nurse: you can go down...
Uh Oh
Thing you don’t want to hear on an airplane: Pilot: During todays flight feel free to follow me on Twitter to keep you updated on the current flight status!