I want to have a manager at a clothing store named “Pie”…So when a customer asks me a question that I don’t know the answer to, I can say, “Hmmmm, I’m uncertain, let me go get Pie”. The costumer will be all like “really?!?, I have a quesetion and your going to leave me here and get pie, for realz” but really they are thinking, “..i wonder if he’ll bring me back some…”