Shakespeare once said, “FML or MLIA, Ah, there’s the rub!”

The age old question of whether to end our Facebook statuses with FML or with MLIA has haunted many for centuries years months weeks.  While pondering this myself, I have decided that the answer to this question can be determined by ones geographic location.

Example 1:
(Fort Wayne, Indiana)  Today, My parents are forcing me to mary someone I have never met. FML

(New Delhi, India) Today, My parents are forcing me to mary someone I have never met. MLIA

Example 2:

(Sydney, Australia) Today, I drove on the left side of the road. MLIA

(Fort Wayne, Indiana) Yesterday*, I drove on the left side of the road. FML

Example 3:

(Baghdad, Iraq) Today, my city was bombed. MLIA

(Fort Wayne, Indiana) Today, my city was bombed. FML

*reference to significant time difference